в одну глазу часы, в другом - минуты...

http://craphound.com/images/moneyeyeclock.jpg

Rolling Eye Clocks -- crazy German 1920s novelty timepieces

The Watchismo Times has a great feature on the J Oswald Company's "Rolling Eye Clocks," novelty timepieces in which the eyes of a sculptural head rotated around to display the time.

Rolling eye clocks - first patented in 1926 by the J. Oswald Company of Germany with early models carved of wood and cast from metal after World War II.

The dials are represented as the eyes separating the hours on the left and minutes to the right. This collection of cross-eyed genies, skulls, monkeys, gnomes, owls, and dogs (LOTS of dogs) are an interesting cast of antique novelty clocks.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/13...-clocks-c.html

нееее, такие часы не годятся - по этим вашим глазам время не узнаешь... :) то ли дело часики чуть выше :)